Funny Carpet Fitter Jokes

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Funny carpet fitter jokes. Collecting unemployment ole and sven worked together and both were laid off so they headed over to the unemployment office. See more ideas about bones funny funny funny pictures. See more bird jokes funny pictures stories and videos. A vegan and a cross fitter walk into a bar together.

When ole was asked his occupation he replied panty stitcher. The fitter says because i am smarter than you. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.

Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late. Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest. The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter. Dennis a carpet fitter had just finished laying a carpet for mrs branch.

Just got fired from da carpet factory. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car. The evidence against him was irrefutable because it was found that the workman when he died was hammered. Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.

Police think it was the work of rug addicts. I knock myself out. In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.

I knew within five minutes because they told me. Warning oc what does a mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he s late. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.

See more ideas about humor funny bones funny. I sew elastic onto cotton panties the clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classed as unskilled labor so she gave ole 250 a week unemployment pay. Yup they were working in a carpit. I got a pre declined credit card in the mail.

He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room under the carpet what appeared to be a small lump. Feb 20 2018 explore boomers cleaners s board carpet cleaning jokes on pinterest.